Rush Hour 3 leh! Jackie Chan leh! OMG I still remember that song, “…when I grow up I wanna be like Jackie Chan…”, it’s by some local band that sang the Coca Cola advertisement(so talented! but what happened to them now ah?).

So anyway, WHO DOESN’T WANNA HAVE A FREE PAIR OF TICKETS(if you are a loner, you can just have one too) to watch that movie!!!!!???? Don’t worry if you are alone you can always make friends! Bloggers are ALL friendly people! Like me!

I think I am quite friendly.

ARE YOU CRAZY!

Last time Hello Kitty craze people PAID the for the Extra Value Meal AND topped up like $5 or $10(maybe that’s why they call it extra haha) for the stupid cat that has no mouth and I think now if you put your set up at ebay you will not get any buyers.

AND NOW NUFFNANG IS GIVING FREE TICKETS WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO BUY ANY MACDONALDS MEAL….WHO DON’T WANT?!!!

I want loh.

I am damn cheapskate I know.

But that’s my right as a blogger. Hoping to get paid for the little hits I have, hoping for free stuff with the little hits I have, hoping for a little recognition(toilets are great - read previous previous entry).

Yeah at most you have to buy your own popcorn, but if you are damn cheapo, you can make your own! And then put it in a bag and hide it in your bag! Whahaha. If you want to save on drinks, you can get one of those haversacks with the water pouch or something and put whatever or anything inside and then drink! Whahah, the GV ppl won’t find it! For girls, you poke a hole in your push up bra pads and put water, anything or watever inside!

wa seh, damn cheapo.

Must note not to poke SILICON based pads…you’ll probably die. Think the water ones are great.

Ok so what COULD you(or I) do for free tickets????

1) Stalk the office like Sheylera

This one quite power….she actually went to the office to get her tickets. Very refreshing idea! And you can do it too, since we are all “monkey see monkey do”, “one walk thru this glass door everyone walks the same door although the other one is also working”, “everyone goes up the same escalator that is the nearest to the mrt although the other one is also going up”….

Hmm you could try pulling this trick again.

Cons: He might think you are a pervert or nutcase and bash you up with his bat to protect his young and cute intern.

Pros: Pretty high chance of getting your tickets because you are PERSONALLY there to cling onto his leg to get your tickets if he rejected you the first time.

2) An add-on from (1). Serenade Nuffnang below their office.

I would assume that his office is a shophouse…since its at Farrer Park there…OOO I love SHOPHOUSES!

You can go there in your amigo outfit and serenade him and his intern.

Pros: That has NEVER been done before so it’s super cool. And it’s funny…you can also entertain the fellow Serangoon Road ppl while they are sitting on the grass patch talking on the phone or picnic-ing.

Cons: What song are you gonna sing? So hard to choose. I actually went to search for song lyrics that has “free tickets” in them, but they don look familiar to me. Also its too hot in Singapore to wear that poncho and ridiculous hat lah.

3) Volunteer to be the maid of Nuffnang

Seriously, since you are already there are the office, and you have been rejected from (1) and (2), you could try offering your cleaning services.

Who doesn’t want a free maid for a day? It’s absolutely worth it for a pair of free tickets…9X2=$18!!!

Worth it worth it.

Cons: You got nothing better to do ijjit?!

4) Make home videos like Jayden Tan

Nowadays videos quite popular ah?! Steven Lim do one lah, Jayden Tan do one lah…you can also do one loh. But what to put inside ah? Cannot keep saying chicken pie and such words like Steven, not very polite to somebody who is giving you free tickets…

Pros: Everybody will know how you look like.

Cons: Yes, everybody will know how you look like.

5) Be cutesy!

All men have a soft spot for cute girls.

Don’t worry boys, you can do it too…he has a girl for an intern. You can be cute too!

You can follow Thy Dowager and put up photos of yourself like her…

You holding a piece of paper, sticking out your tongue, stretching your eyes, pursing your lips, etc, and the piece of paper says…

I WANT FREE TICKETS FROM NUFFNANG!

Pros: Pretty easy to do. Just a pic and some photoshop…coolios!

Cons: Hmm not much cons.

FINALLY, MY METHOD AND THAT IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO AND HOPEFULLY YOU WILL JOIN ME….

One person do this, not powerful enough to make Nuffnang sit up and notice us. But if a group of us do this…I’m sure we can make nuffnang give us a stack of tickets for FREEEEEEE without you doing all the dirty work. Cos I already have blogged it for you on your behalf.A STACK LEH! Where other people are getting their sad PAIRS of tickets…WE ARE GETTING A STACK LEH! AHWHAHAWHAHAHA. We can walk into the cinema like we are gangsters! Illegal gathering!!!!Ok I abit crazy liao. You see…this is what free stuff does to me. It poses a challenge for me to blog more and seriously speaking, this is my longest blog post(filled with words) to date!I know you are all lazy to think about what you would do for free tickets, much less BLOG about it, so why not be a free rider(Econs sia!!!) and join my campaign!